THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN
SUCCESS:
A
successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend;
STYLE:
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed;
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
MONEY MANAGEMENT:
A man is a person who will pay two dollars for a
one-dollar item he wants;
A woman will
pay one dollar for a two-dollar item that she doesn’t want.
HAPPINESS:
To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot
and love him a lot;
To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and
not try to understand her at all.
MARRIAGE EXPECTATIONS:
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but
he doesn’t;
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change
and she does.
MARRIAGE DECISION:
Men marry because they are tired; Women marry because
they are curious.
Both are disappointment.
MARRIAGE AND THE FUTURE:
A woman worries about the future until she gets a
husband;
A man worries about the future until he gets a wife.
MEMORIES:
A woman will always cherish the memory of the man who
wanted to marry;
A man cherish the memory of the woman who he didn’t
marry.
UNDERSTANDING WOMAN:
There are two times when a man doesn’t understand a
woman;
before marriage and after marriage.
WHAT A WOMAN WANTS:
Only two things are needed to keep one’s wife
happy…...
One is to let her think she is living her own way;
The other is to let her lives.
LONGEVITY:
Married
men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more aging to die.
THE
BATTLE:
A
woman always has the first word in any argument;
Anything
a man says after her is the beginning of a new argument
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